Warning: This one may induce gelastic** fits

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.*

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*This one came to me from Terry Lewis, who heard it from someone else.  

** Gelastic is a synonym for "laughing."  Katagelasticism is when you enjoy laughing at others, apparently.

And cats hate their photos because they look fuzzy.

Why does Bigfoot hate to have his picture taken?

The photos are always blurry.

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