What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
Synonym rolls.*
~~~~~~~~~~
*This one came to me from Terry Lewis, who heard it from someone else.
** Gelastic is a synonym for "laughing." Katagelasticism is when you enjoy laughing at others, apparently.
Jordan Joke noun \ˈjȯr-dən ˈjōk\:
1. an absurdity masquerading as a joke; 2. a joke that is so obviously constructed as to make no one laugh but the person who created or is delivering it; 3. a joke on the listener for the benefit of the teller.
Monday, January 30, 2017
Friday, January 20, 2017
And cats hate their photos because they look fuzzy.
Why does Bigfoot hate to have his picture taken?
The photos are always blurry.
~~~~~~~~~~
The photos are always blurry.
~~~~~~~~~~
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)