Once there was a cobbler who came from a long line of cobblers. His father was a cobbler and his father before him was a cobbler.
He had three sons, each of whom he named Phil. They were all really, really big.
And so, he had big Phils to shoe.
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Jordan Joke noun \ˈjȯr-dən ˈjōk\:
1. an absurdity masquerading as a joke; 2. a joke that is so obviously constructed as to make no one laugh but the person who created or is delivering it; 3. a joke on the listener for the benefit of the teller.
Thursday, December 7, 2017
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
This Joke is Just Ghastly
Why wasn't the fellow afraid of the ghost lady who lived in his attic?
Because she was his boo.
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Wednesday, September 6, 2017
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
This joke will set you a-Twitter!
Why did President Trump want the White House vegetable garden removed?
He heard it was full of leeks!
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He heard it was full of leeks!
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Tuesday, June 20, 2017
You'll find this one humoresque!
What did the little harp say when the musician picked him up to play?
"You're making a lyre out of me!"
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"You're making a lyre out of me!"
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A funny thing about migration patterns
Why are young people moving to Norway?
Because it's so af-fjord-able.
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Because it's so af-fjord-able.
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Monday, April 24, 2017
Waiter you hear this one!
Why did the cowboy put on his hat and boots to eat a salad?
He wanted it with ranch dressing.
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He wanted it with ranch dressing.
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Friday, February 24, 2017
Who Comes Here
Do Pod People live nearby?
What's the number one sign you're in a seedy neighborhood?
Plants.
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Plants.
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Thursday, February 2, 2017
Lettuce laugh a little
What did the foodie call her favorite lettuce wrap?
Her romaine squeeze.
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Her romaine squeeze.
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Monday, January 30, 2017
Warning: This one may induce gelastic** fits
What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
Synonym rolls.*
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*This one came to me from Terry Lewis, who heard it from someone else.
** Gelastic is a synonym for "laughing." Katagelasticism is when you enjoy laughing at others, apparently.
Synonym rolls.*
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*This one came to me from Terry Lewis, who heard it from someone else.
** Gelastic is a synonym for "laughing." Katagelasticism is when you enjoy laughing at others, apparently.
Friday, January 20, 2017
And cats hate their photos because they look fuzzy.
Why does Bigfoot hate to have his picture taken?
The photos are always blurry.
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The photos are always blurry.
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