Fake News?

Yesterday I heard that a leopard was spotted.

I bet it still is.

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This joke will set you a-Twitter!

Why did President Trump want the White House vegetable garden removed?

He heard it was full of leeks!

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You'll find this one humoresque!

What did the little harp say when the musician picked him up to play?

"You're making a lyre out of me!"

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A funny thing about migration patterns

Why are young people moving to Norway?

Because it's so af-fjord-able.

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Waiter you hear this one!

Why did the cowboy put on his hat and boots to eat a salad?

He wanted it with ranch dressing.

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Who Comes Here

A significant portion of the traffic on this site is from Israel, presumably because people there are looking for jokes related to the country of Jordan.

Do Pod People live nearby?

What's the number one sign you're in a seedy neighborhood?

Plants.

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Lettuce laugh a little

What did the foodie call her favorite lettuce wrap?

Her romaine squeeze.

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Warning: This one may induce gelastic** fits

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.*

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*This one came to me from Terry Lewis, who heard it from someone else.  

** Gelastic is a synonym for "laughing."  Katagelasticism is when you enjoy laughing at others, apparently.

And cats hate their photos because they look fuzzy.

Why does Bigfoot hate to have his picture taken?

The photos are always blurry.

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