Sunday, July 17, 2016

This one will not electrify you

My friend got an electric car free of charge.

It didn't go anywhere.


Tuesday, July 12, 2016

A Corny Insult

Why do people have such hard feelings about succotash?

Because sometimes it maque choux ("mocks you").


Friday, July 1, 2016

No gherkin this guy around...

Why are pickle makers often great businessmen?

They know a good dill when they see one.