Sunday, July 17, 2016

This one will not electrify you

My friend got an electric car free of charge.

It didn't go anywhere.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

A Corny Insult

Why do people have such hard feelings about succotash?

Because sometimes it maque choux ("mocks you").

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Friday, July 1, 2016

No gherkin this guy around...

Why are pickle makers often great businessmen?

They know a good dill when they see one.

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