Friday, March 18, 2016

Just shopping this joke around

How do you describe a lady who meanders around a grocery store with no idea of what she wants?

Listless.

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Friday, March 4, 2016

Space joke

What is the first step to hosting a party in outer space?

Planet.*

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*Credit goes to Jeannette Harris for sharing this with me.  It may have come from somewhere else, but it was too good not to share.

This joke is a bit grave

Why are gravediggers so sinister?

They are always plotting.

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