Wednesday, January 13, 2016

This one is full of baloney

Whatcha' get if you cross a famous German composer with sandwiches Bach's lunch


Whatcha' get if you cross a famous German composer with sandwiches?

Bach's lunch.*
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*Special thanks to Anne E. Burns, who gave me permission to publish this on behalf of her grandfather, Carlton Winford, who sets the bar for joke tellers.











Sunday, January 10, 2016

Acorn-y joke.

How do you know your chauffeur is a squirrel?

He drives you nuts.
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