This one is full of baloney

Whatcha' get if you cross a famous German composer with sandwiches?

Bach's lunch.*

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*Special thanks to Anne E. Burns, who gave me permission to publish this on behalf of her grandfather, Carlton Winford, who sets the bar for joke tellers.

Acorn-y joke.

How do you know your chauffeur is a squirrel?

He drives you nuts.
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