Did you hear about the elevator who always came to sudden stops?
He was a bit of a jerk.
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Jordan Joke noun \ˈjȯr-dən ˈjōk\:
1. an absurdity masquerading as a joke; 2. a joke that is so obviously constructed as to make no one laugh but the person who created or is delivering it; 3. a joke on the listener for the benefit of the teller.
Thursday, November 3, 2016
Friday, August 12, 2016
Some political humor
Did you hear about the candidate accused of inventing cream cheese?
It was a smear campaign.
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It was a smear campaign.
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Sunday, July 17, 2016
This one will not electrify you
My friend got an electric car free of charge.
It didn't go anywhere.
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It didn't go anywhere.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2016
A Corny Insult
Why do people have such hard feelings about succotash?
Because sometimes it maque choux ("mocks you").
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Because sometimes it maque choux ("mocks you").
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Friday, July 1, 2016
No gherkin this guy around...
Why are pickle makers often great businessmen?
They know a good dill when they see one.
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Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Playing without Notes Sounds Funny
What happens to classical musicians who lose their jobs?
They go Baroque.
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They go Baroque.
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Sunday, June 12, 2016
Friday, March 18, 2016
Just shopping this joke around
How do you describe a lady who meanders around a grocery store with no idea of what she wants?
Listless.
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Listless.
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Friday, March 4, 2016
Space joke
What is the first step to hosting a party in outer space?
Planet.*
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*Credit goes to Jeannette Harris for sharing this with me. It may have come from somewhere else, but it was too good not to share.
Planet.*
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*Credit goes to Jeannette Harris for sharing this with me. It may have come from somewhere else, but it was too good not to share.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
This one is full of baloney
Sunday, January 10, 2016
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