Thursday, November 3, 2016

This one has its ups and downs

Did you hear about the elevator who always came to sudden stops?

He was a bit of a jerk.


Friday, August 12, 2016

Some political humor

Did you hear about the candidate accused of inventing cream cheese?

It was a smear campaign.


Sunday, July 17, 2016

This one will not electrify you

My friend got an electric car free of charge.

It didn't go anywhere.


Tuesday, July 12, 2016

A Corny Insult

Why do people have such hard feelings about succotash?

Because sometimes it maque choux ("mocks you").


Friday, July 1, 2016

No gherkin this guy around...

Why are pickle makers often great businessmen?

They know a good dill when they see one.


Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Friday, March 18, 2016

Just shopping this joke around

How do you describe a lady who meanders around a grocery store with no idea of what she wants?



Friday, March 4, 2016

Space joke

What is the first step to hosting a party in outer space?



*Credit goes to Jeannette Harris for sharing this with me.  It may have come from somewhere else, but it was too good not to share.

This joke is a bit grave

Why are gravediggers so sinister?

They are always plotting.


Wednesday, January 13, 2016

This one is full of baloney

Whatcha' get if you cross a famous German composer with sandwiches Bach's lunch

Whatcha' get if you cross a famous German composer with sandwiches?

Bach's lunch.*

*Special thanks to Anne E. Burns, who gave me permission to publish this on behalf of her grandfather, Carlton Winford, who sets the bar for joke tellers.

Sunday, January 10, 2016