Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Cannoli Hope He's Joking

What do you call it when a local church throws a spaghetti luncheon and invites the whole community?

A-pasta-lic ministry.

But what do you call it when they run out of spaghetti too early?


Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Mildly Incredible Revelation of the Day

Persons bearing the name "Jordan" seem to have a peculiar difficulty in Japan, due to the way that their name is pronounced by native Japanese-speakers.   

The problem is that the Japanese pronunciation of the name "Jordan" ("ジョーダン", pronounced "Jōdan") sounds remarkably similar to the Japanese word "冗談" (also pronounced "Jōdan"), which means "joke, or jest."

Essentially, the two words are homophones in Japanese.

Not Quite a Royal Rumble

What do you get when the Geico spokesman gets into a fight with a guard at Buckingham Palace?

Gecko-Yeoman Wrestling.