Tuesday, January 6, 2015

I don't get it, and I don't want to get it

A comedian was thrown out of a comedy club and into the street.  Then, a few minutes later, another comedian was thrown out of the comedy club on to the pavement beside him.

As he brushed himself off, the first comedian turned to the second and said, "I can't believe they threw me out, those jokes were brilliant!"

"That's why they threw you out," the second comedian explained: "Your jokes were so brilliant that no one got them."

"Oh.  Is that why they threw you out, too?" the first comedian wondered.

"No, they got all of my jokes," the second comedian explained, "so they figured I must be insulting their intelligences!"
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