Why was the big tipper banned from the restaurant?
Because it was a restaurant for cows!
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Jordan Joke noun \ˈjȯr-dən ˈjōk\:
1. an absurdity masquerading as a joke; 2. a joke that is so obviously constructed as to make no one laugh but the person who created or is delivering it; 3. a joke on the listener for the benefit of the teller.
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Also, an alligator wearing a vest...
What do you call an alligator that researches stocks and bonds?
An investigator.*
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* Credit to Jeannette Haris, who originally suggested the titular version of the joke (same punchline).
An investigator.*
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* Credit to Jeannette Haris, who originally suggested the titular version of the joke (same punchline).
Monday, May 5, 2014
Dry humor or arid jocularity?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.*
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* Credit to Cody Burns, who shared this via Anne Burns. I'm so glad to hear Cody is carrying on the tradition of funny started in Anne's family, as memorialized in the works of Carlton Winford, Anne's grandfather.
Humphrey.*
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* Credit to Cody Burns, who shared this via Anne Burns. I'm so glad to hear Cody is carrying on the tradition of funny started in Anne's family, as memorialized in the works of Carlton Winford, Anne's grandfather.
Funny No. 2 in D Major
What do you call the worms in Mozart's tomb?
De-composers.*
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* Credit to Lory Evensky for sharing this one.
De-composers.*
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* Credit to Lory Evensky for sharing this one.
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