The dessert there is so decadent it's simply bovine...

Why was the big tipper banned from the restaurant?

Because it was a restaurant for cows!

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Also, an alligator wearing a vest...

What do you call an alligator that researches stocks and bonds?

An investigator.*
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* Credit to Jeannette Haris, who originally suggested the titular version of the joke (same punchline).  

Dry humor or arid jocularity?

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.*

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* Credit to Cody Burns, who shared this via Anne Burns.  I'm so glad to hear Cody is carrying on the tradition of funny started in Anne's family, as memorialized in the works of Carlton Winford, Anne's grandfather.

Funny No. 2 in D Major

What do you call the worms in Mozart's tomb?

De-composers.*

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* Credit to Lory Evensky for sharing this one.