Thursday, February 13, 2014

One joke mushroomed into two!

Why should you never quarrel with someone who lives on a mountain covered in mushrooms?

Because he has the morel high ground.

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What do you call a provision in a marriage contract that requires one to eat mushrooms?

A morelity clause.*


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* Thanks to Amy Kuhlmann for inspiring both of these jokes by seizing upon the similarity between "moral" and "morel."