What do you call any tragedy starring Keanu Reaves?
Whoa-begone.*
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Also acceptable: "A Tale of Whoa"
Jordan Joke noun \ˈjȯr-dən ˈjōk\:
1. an absurdity masquerading as a joke; 2. a joke that is so obviously constructed as to make no one laugh but the person who created or is delivering it; 3. a joke on the listener for the benefit of the teller.
Monday, February 17, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
One joke mushroomed into two!
Why
should you never quarrel with someone who lives on a mountain covered in
mushrooms?
Because
he has the morel high ground.
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What
do you call a provision in a marriage contract that requires one to eat
mushrooms?
A
morelity clause.*
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* Thanks to Amy Kuhlmann for inspiring both of these jokes by seizing upon the similarity between "moral" and "morel."
Snowy Whether
Why is it hard to be sure if it will snow?
Because snowstorms are full of flakes!
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Because snowstorms are full of flakes!
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Monday, February 3, 2014
A Pair of Legs Called the Righteous Brothers
How do you know a preacher's pants are holy?
They've been altar-ed.
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They've been altar-ed.
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