Thursday, February 13, 2014

One joke mushroomed into two!

Why should you never quarrel with someone who lives on a mountain covered in mushrooms?

Because he has the morel high ground.

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What do you call a provision in a marriage contract that requires one to eat mushrooms?

A morelity clause.*


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* Thanks to Amy Kuhlmann for inspiring both of these jokes by seizing upon the similarity between "moral" and "morel."

Snowy Whether

Why is it hard to be sure if it will snow?

Because snowstorms are full of flakes!

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Monday, February 3, 2014