Don't miss a beet!

What do you call it when you throw away a Swiss beet?

Dis-chard.

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* I must admit I originally thought "swiss chard" was a type of cabbage.  How beta vulgaris!

Don't be surprised if you find this one ex-tree-mly funny

Why do palm trees often embrace?

Because they are quite frond of each other.

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This one's a bit of a doozy, so you'd best take it slow.

Did you hear about the lady who was so intimidated by road humps that she was afraid to drive home?

Fortunately, she slowly got over them.*

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* Contributed by Jeannette Harris.  If she keeps this up, we'll have to rename the site! (But we won't, because it's pretty much just me.)