What do you call it when you throw away a Swiss beet?
Dis-chard.
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* I must admit I originally thought "swiss chard" was a type of cabbage. How beta vulgaris!
Jordan Joke noun \ˈjȯr-dən ˈjōk\:
1. an absurdity masquerading as a joke; 2. a joke that is so obviously constructed as to make no one laugh but the person who created or is delivering it; 3. a joke on the listener for the benefit of the teller.
Friday, January 17, 2014
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Don't be surprised if you find this one ex-tree-mly funny
Why do palm trees often embrace?
Because they are quite frond of each other.
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Because they are quite frond of each other.
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Friday, January 3, 2014
This one's a bit of a doozy, so you'd best take it slow.
Did you hear about the lady who was so intimidated by road humps that she was afraid to drive home?
Fortunately, she slowly got over them.*
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* Contributed by Jeannette Harris. If she keeps this up, we'll have to rename the site! (But we won't, because it's pretty much just me.)
Fortunately, she slowly got over them.*
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* Contributed by Jeannette Harris. If she keeps this up, we'll have to rename the site! (But we won't, because it's pretty much just me.)
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