Monday, November 18, 2013

There she is, Miss Prize Pumpkin!

How would you describe this year's winner of the Miss Pumpkin contest?

Gourd-geous!*

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* Credit to Lauren Rutherford for inspiring this one.

Sometimes being stuck in traffic is an extra-sticky situation

Did you hear about terrible wreck involving the fruit truck on I-75?

It caused quite the jam.*

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* Credit goes to Jeannette Harris for this one.  There is no way to convey how well she delivered it, but it had the whole office laughing. She said she practiced it five times at her desk before casually sashaying in and remarking upon the supposed wreck in the most offhanded way.  We were halfway to the traffic reports for more information before we realized the punchline!

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Sometimes "Cooking Cajun" is an accident

Why did everyone think it was a bad idea for Boudreaux to take a job fixing power lines?

Because he was always shocked when it rained!

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