These parents see their child as a fixture!

A new father placed a pennant on the ceiling directly above his newborn baby's crib, imagining the child fixating on the message in the years ahead.

The pennant read "Go Ceiling!"

Puzzled, the man's wife asked why.

His reply? 

"I've always wanted a ceiling fan!"

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* Credit to Jason Harris, via Jeannette Harris, for this joke I imagine is based on a true story.

Don Quixote would have been blown away by this windmill!

What did one of T. Boone Pickens' wind turbines tell the Dallas Cowboys?

I'm a huge fan!

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“El que lee mucho y anda mucho, ve mucho y sabe mucho.” 
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, El ingenioso hidalgo Don Quijote de La Mancha

Yet they say there's a drought in Texas...

After watching the news for a while, I realized there must be a lot of water in America...

Otherwise, why would we need so many Bailouts?!

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Here you’re American, but in the bathroom European

1. Which country is most likely to relate to a subject in an appropriate way?

Germany.

2. Which country hosts the most gerunds?

England.

3. Which people are most likely to complete something they start?

The Finnish.

4. Which country is most likely to slant things upwards and to the right?

Italy

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Don't get it? Here's help:

1. Germane-y
2. "Ing" - land
3. The Finish
4. Ital. is the abbreviation for "italics"