Monday, September 30, 2013

Be careful who you call Pumpkin!

Did you hear about the guy that was killed by the Great Pumpkin?

Yeah...he was gourd to death.


Friday, September 27, 2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

What exactly went so well???

Q:  How did the wedding go this weekend?

A:  Not so great.  It went off without a hitch!


* Credit to Amy Kuhlmann for inspiring this one!

Friday, September 13, 2013


A lady and her daughter walked up to a car rental counter and asked the attendant if her car was ready.  The man appeared very busy.

With a phone on his ear and his hands typing furiously, he half-turned and said quickly, "Yesss madammm -- at'll-be-a-Fee-a-500."

The lady was indignant.  "$500!  How exorbitant!  I'm not paying any such---"

The daughter cut her off.  "Mom!  He said the car will be a Fiat 500!"


* Credit to Risha Neal, who provided this episode from her real life experience.

These Nannies Take the Cape

Why is Superman a better babysitter than Batman?

Because children require Super-Vision.


Wednesday, September 4, 2013


What is a beard-lover's favorite extinct mammal?

A woolly man-mouth.