Monday, September 30, 2013

Be careful who you call Pumpkin!

Did you hear about the guy that was killed by the Great Pumpkin?

Yeah...he was gourd to death.

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Friday, September 27, 2013

Monday, September 16, 2013

What exactly went so well???

Q:  How did the wedding go this weekend?

A:  Not so great.  It went off without a hitch!

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* Credit to Amy Kuhlmann for inspiring this one!

Friday, September 13, 2013

Fee-a-500!

A lady and her daughter walked up to a car rental counter and asked the attendant if her car was ready.  The man appeared very busy.

With a phone on his ear and his hands typing furiously, he half-turned and said quickly, "Yesss madammm -- at'll-be-a-Fee-a-500."

The lady was indignant.  "$500!  How exorbitant!  I'm not paying any such---"

The daughter cut her off.  "Mom!  He said the car will be a Fiat 500!"

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* Credit to Risha Neal, who provided this episode from her real life experience.

These Nannies Take the Cape

Why is Superman a better babysitter than Batman?

Because children require Super-Vision.

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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Hirsutesaurus

What is a beard-lover's favorite extinct mammal?

A woolly man-mouth.

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