Did you hear about the guy that was killed by the Great Pumpkin?
Yeah...he was gourd to death.
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Monday, September 30, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
What exactly went so well???
Q: How did the wedding go this weekend?
A: Not so great. It went off without a hitch!
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* Credit to Amy Kuhlmann for inspiring this one!
A: Not so great. It went off without a hitch!
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* Credit to Amy Kuhlmann for inspiring this one!
Friday, September 13, 2013
Fee-a-500!
A lady and her daughter walked up to a car rental counter and asked the attendant if her car was ready. The man appeared very busy.
With a phone on his ear and his hands typing furiously, he half-turned and said quickly, "Yesss madammm -- at'll-be-a-Fee-a-500."
The lady was indignant. "$500! How exorbitant! I'm not paying any such---"
The daughter cut her off. "Mom! He said the car will be a Fiat 500!"
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* Credit to Risha Neal, who provided this episode from her real life experience.
With a phone on his ear and his hands typing furiously, he half-turned and said quickly, "Yesss madammm -- at'll-be-a-Fee-a-500."
The lady was indignant. "$500! How exorbitant! I'm not paying any such---"
The daughter cut her off. "Mom! He said the car will be a Fiat 500!"
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* Credit to Risha Neal, who provided this episode from her real life experience.
These Nannies Take the Cape
Why is Superman a better babysitter than Batman?
Because children require Super-Vision.
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Because children require Super-Vision.
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Wednesday, September 4, 2013
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