Revanchism at its Toothiest

What do you call a dentist in a family land dispute?

An irredentist, of course.

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That guy really grows on you.

Someone once said they had never met a portobello mushroom they didn't like.

I responded, "Why would you -- the only one I know is quite a fungi!"

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* Credit to Jeannette Harris for helping me co-opt a joke that's been around for ages but that no one in their right mind would claim.