What do you call a dentist in a family land dispute?
An irredentist, of course.
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Jordan Joke noun \ˈjȯr-dən ˈjōk\:
1. an absurdity masquerading as a joke; 2. a joke that is so obviously constructed as to make no one laugh but the person who created or is delivering it; 3. a joke on the listener for the benefit of the teller.
Friday, June 14, 2013
Thursday, June 13, 2013
That guy really grows on you.
Someone once said they had never met a portobello mushroom they didn't like.
I responded, "Why would you -- the only one I know is quite a fungi!"
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* Credit to Jeannette Harris for helping me co-opt a joke that's been around for ages but that no one in their right mind would claim.
I responded, "Why would you -- the only one I know is quite a fungi!"
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* Credit to Jeannette Harris for helping me co-opt a joke that's been around for ages but that no one in their right mind would claim.
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