Monday, February 19, 2018

This one works generation after generation

I recently heard that after Generation Z they're going to recycle the generation names, except in backwards order.  This means that they'll be bringing Millennials back.

Of course, this time they'll be Perennials.


Please don't sue me for this one

Why did the Arbitration Clause require mediation take place in the back of a Honda sedan?

To get the parties in one Accord.


Thursday, December 7, 2017

This one is a bit cobbled together

Once there was a cobbler who came from a long line of cobblers.  His father was a cobbler and his father before him was a cobbler.

He had three sons, each of whom he named Phil.  They were all really, really big.

And so, he had big Phils to shoe.


Wednesday, October 4, 2017

This Joke is Just Ghastly

Why wasn't the fellow afraid of the ghost lady who lived in his attic?

Because she was his boo.


Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

You'll find this one humoresque!

What did the little harp say when the musician picked him up to play?

"You're making a lyre out of me!"


A funny thing about migration patterns

Why are young people moving to Norway?

Because it's so af-fjord-able.


Monday, April 24, 2017

Waiter you hear this one!

Why did the cowboy put on his hat and boots to eat a salad?

He wanted it with ranch dressing.


Friday, February 24, 2017

Who Comes Here

Kinda' funny
A significant portion of the traffic on this site is from Israel, presumably because people there are looking for jokes related to the country of Jordan.

Do Pod People live nearby?

What's the number one sign you're in a seedy neighborhood?



Thursday, February 2, 2017

Lettuce laugh a little

What did the foodie call her favorite lettuce wrap?

Her romaine squeeze.


Monday, January 30, 2017

Warning: This one may induce gelastic** fits

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.*


*This one came to me from Terry Lewis, who heard it from someone else.  

** Gelastic is a synonym for "laughing."  Katagelasticism is when you enjoy laughing at others, apparently.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Thursday, November 3, 2016

This one has its ups and downs

Did you hear about the elevator who always came to sudden stops?

He was a bit of a jerk.


Friday, August 12, 2016

Some political humor

Did you hear about the candidate accused of inventing cream cheese?

It was a smear campaign.


Sunday, July 17, 2016

This one will not electrify you

My friend got an electric car free of charge.

It didn't go anywhere.


Tuesday, July 12, 2016

A Corny Insult

Why do people have such hard feelings about succotash?

Because sometimes it maque choux ("mocks you").


Friday, July 1, 2016

No gherkin this guy around...

Why are pickle makers often great businessmen?

They know a good dill when they see one.


Wednesday, June 29, 2016